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I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
i'm 6 minutes and 3 drinks deep before she gets here. she's do-able for a wednesday night, but i still need to mentally prepare, ya know?
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Just tried to chase Captain Morgan with water...this whole drinking alone business is getting harder to do.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
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I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
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