Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I went to the gynecologist and they said, "you're the most fun person we've ever had," and i thought, "that's exactly why i'm here!"
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
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The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Clusterfucked is a frowned upon word in work related emails
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
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Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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