So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Had sex outside for the third time last night. Mosquito bites all over my ass, and i think i have a rash on my nipples. When will i learn.
Just wait till winter
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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