also, made friends with this 75 year old millionaire Tony who likes to mosh. Don't ask.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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