Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Not only did a random toaster end up in my house last night, it's also full of skittles.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
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she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
Fuck it, if you can't drink cheep beer and whiskey with me, I don't want you.
I was sitting down, taking a piss with a boner, her cat walked into the bathroom and walked up to my legs, I sneezed and pissed all over her cat through between the toilet seat and bowl, it ran off screeching. She thought I peed on her cat on purpose. Kicked me out
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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