If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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