Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
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the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
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seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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