talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
There were 3 chicks in my bed I didn't know when I got home. Now I know all of them. Biblically.
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
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You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
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so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
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If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
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