glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
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ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
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I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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