You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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