He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
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Thanks for having 911 ready when I jumped off the balcony
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
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if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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