Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You left me with no money to have random Chicago sex. The least you can do is pick me up an egg mcmuffin on your walk of shame back to the hotel.
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Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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