plz talk dirty to me
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
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70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
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Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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