I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
captain morgan taught me last night that resee's puffs are way better when eaten straight out of the sink.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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