I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
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I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
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Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Last night you were throwing up in my toilet singing "all by myself."
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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