I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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