nut hugger
i just wanna soil my oats bro
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
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The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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