The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
just woke up with an anonymous loaf of bred in my bed and a piece in my mouth. this says alot about my life.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
If she gets mad at me, that only means more free time for me. I like to put myself I win win situations. Despite being in a relationship, I still find ways to accomplish my goals.
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