That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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