How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
My balls are so social today.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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