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  Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.

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• (903): View more from Texas

  I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.

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  That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.

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• (409): View more from Texas

  We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  This is all my moms fault. She shouldn't have encouraged my weird fascinations as a child

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  My vibrator looks like a lipstick tube. So does my mace. I just realized the potential problems of keeping them both in the same bag.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help

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  My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help

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  This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.

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• (719): View more from Colorado

  SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry

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  I wondered why I slept in the front room

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