How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
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When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
We have a little not a lot. We already rolled a blunt and named him Ron.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset