Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I only think it appropriate to apologize for making out with your next boyfriend. It won't happen again.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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