i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
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nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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