i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
Too much alcohol and too many lesbians. I can officially say I have regrets now. At least that's something.
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
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A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
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