whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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