drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
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