My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I have tasted many bathrooms
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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