we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
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