the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
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He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
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hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Never let your siblings swipe right.
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