How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
you have to choose: penises or morals?
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I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
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Of course I have a pirate flag
The three yr old girl I nanny grabbed a pole just now and is chanting "this is my house"
Sounds like you at that dive bar last weekend
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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