real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Okay. But I hope it isn't expensive lingerie. Because I'm ripping it off Hulk Hogan style.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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