brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
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My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I mean you were pretty drunk at one point you asked if we could have a glass of water ready for you in case you choked while bobbing for apples, but you said grape juice was preferable. You can't choke on an apple btw
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
On NPR this morning, farmers are feeding weed to pigs. The result: pot bacon. Life just got better.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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