Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
he shaved USA in his pubs
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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