this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
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I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
Wanna tell me why vodka seeped out of the memory foam when I climbed into my bed?
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This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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