I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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