I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
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eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
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My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Did you put candle wax on my balls last night?
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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