Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Making my coffee at work this morning let out a jack daniels fark. Turn around and see the quiet guy making his breakfast
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
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It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
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I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
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