I faked an abortion last night.
He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
ttyl tear gas
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I need water and some morals
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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