at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
You should've come out last night, I need someone to explain why the bartender tried to strangle me...
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I SWEAR TO ALL THAT IS HOLY I HAVE NEVER WIPED MY GENITALIA ON ANY TYPE OF EMERGENCY RESPONSE VEHICLE!!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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