3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
I woke up this morning at 8 to my roommates still drunk, hanging out on the roof, and screaming at bikers. They couldn't figure out why they were into it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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