we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
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he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
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We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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