I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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