No, you can still breathe under the balls.
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
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Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Also, beer. Big fan.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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