She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I showed him my bush... on skype.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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