She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The feeling are messing with the penis
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
WHY DID YOU DRUNK DIAL MY MOM?!
Because mine was sitting on the bar stool next to me...
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Randomize
