So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
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I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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