Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
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