if i can run in heels then i can drive
I could make wine with my vomit
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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