i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
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in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
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Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I hate closet cases. I've been wooing this chick the entire quarantine. We finally meet up tonight, we're two drinks in, I've got my hand half way up her skirt and her husband calls. She promised to bring home dinner.
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