Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
He gave me an extra phone charger for the other side of the bed the other night. Is that love?
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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