It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
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I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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