There are traffic cones in the living room. One of them is yours.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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