Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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