I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
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