How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
My vagina just clenched in fear
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