Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
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